A horse walks into a bar; the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Da dum dum.
This is a terrible joke. Think you can do better?
Tell us your favorite one-liner and you could win four tickets to see perform standup comedy at
The laughs begin at 9 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 28.
Of course, your joke must be appropriate for all readers and should not contain any obscenities or foul language of any sort. In other words, keep them G-Rated.
Tickets for the show are valued at $12 each (that's an overall value of $48), so stop acting like this isn't a big deal.
Contest: Tell us in the comments below your favorite one-liner joke. (Optional: Tell us when you first heard the joke and who told it to you.) The contest closes at 10 p.m. Friday, January 27. A winner will be randomly selected.
- Must be a U.S. resident.
- Must be 18 years or older.
- Entries will be accepted through 10 p.m. Jan. 27, 2011.
- A total of one entry will be awarded the prize.
- Posts containing inappropriate or negative content will not be eligible for the tickets and will be removed from the site.
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To purchase tickets for Saturday's show, contact The Comedy Room at 734-624-5561.