Patch Contest: Win Four Tickets to The Comedy Room at Portofino in Wyandotte

The Comedy Room at Portofino in Wyandotte is hosting two Trenton natives and Patch is giving away four tickets to one lucky reader.

A horse walks into a bar; the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Da dum dum.

This is a terrible joke. Think you can do better?

Tell us your favorite one-liner and you could win four tickets to see perform standup comedy at

The laughs begin at 9 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 28.

Of course, your joke must be appropriate for all readers and should not contain any obscenities or foul language of any sort. In other words, keep them G-Rated.

Tickets for the show are valued at $12 each (that's an overall value of $48), so stop acting like this isn't a big deal.

Contest: Tell us in the comments below your favorite one-liner joke. (Optional: Tell us when you first heard the joke and who told it to you.) The contest closes at 10 p.m. Friday, January 27. A winner will be randomly selected.

Official rules:

  • Must be a U.S. resident.
  • Must be 18 years or older.
  • Entries will be accepted through 10 p.m. Jan. 27, 2011.
  • A total of one entry will be awarded the prize.
  • Posts containing inappropriate or negative content will not be eligible for the tickets and will be removed from the site.

Click for complete official rules.

To purchase tickets for Saturday's show, contact The Comedy Room at 734-624-5561.

Katie January 28, 2012 at 01:04 AM
Q: What superhero uses public transportation? A: Bus lightyear!
mel January 28, 2012 at 01:07 AM
What did the necktie say to the hat? "You go on ahead... I'll just hang around." (Told to me by one of my second grade students)
veronica bentley January 28, 2012 at 01:43 AM
My father's favorite piece of advice, "don't get smart, the change would kill ya'", and as you can see, I'm still here.Enough said.
Denise Green January 28, 2012 at 01:44 AM
A day without sunshine is like night.
T April 20, 2012 at 12:59 AM
How can you tell a Female Chocolate Bunny from a Male Chocolate Bunny? If it has a hollow head it is definetly a Male.


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